My Child and Other Mistakes

Because in many ways, my child, my darling Ratbag, really is a dreadful, dreadful mistake. And believe me, I have racked up some topnotch mistakes in my 27 years (plus another ten years). My mistakes come in different forms.

Author: Ellie Taylor

Publisher: Hachette UK

ISBN: 9781529363005

Category: Biography & Autobiography

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A Sunday Times bestseller: the unflinching, raw and utterly hilarious book about parenthood that everyone should read 'Very, very, very funny' JO BRAND 'Bloody hilarious' CARIAD LLOYD 'Full of honesty, heart and humour' JASON MANFORD 'Raw, honest and hilarious' ROSIE RAMSAY 'Refreshingly honest' ROMESH RANGANATHAN 'Consistently funny and life affirming' JOSH WIDDICOMBE 'I want my daughters to read this book' SINDHU VEE My Child and Other Mistakes is the honest lowdown on Motherhood and all its grisly delights, asking the questions no one wants to admit to asking themselves - do I want a child? Do I have a favourite? Do I wish I hadn't had one and spent the money on a kitchen island instead? Stand-up comic, broadcaster and actress Ellie Taylor is relatable, clever and interested in how women can have it all. Her honest, hilarious and moving account of the whys and hows of having a baby makes perfect reading for expectant mothers and fathers everywhere, as well as those who've been there, done that, and wonder how on earth they did. In this very funny book she writes candidly about her own personal experience exploring the decision to have a baby when she doesn't even like them, the importance of cheese during pregnancy, why she took hair straighteners to the labour ward, plus the apocalyptic newborn days, childcare, work and the inevitable impact on life and love and most importantly, her breasts. READERS ARE LOVING MY CHILD AND OTHER MISTAKES ***** 'Should be given out by health visitors to new moms' ***** 'It's like Ellie dove into my brain and wrote about my own personal experience of motherhood' ***** 'The comfort I took knowing I'm not alone has been like therapy!' ***** 'I have recommended it to all my child raising friends.' ***** 'An absolute must read'
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My Child and Other Mistakes

A Sunday Times bestseller: the unflinching, raw and utterly hilarious book about parenthood that everyone should read 'Very, very, very funny' JO BRAND 'Bloody hilarious' CARIAD LLOYD 'Full of honesty, heart and humour' JASON MANFORD 'Raw, ...

Author: Ellie Taylor

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ISBN: 1529362989

Category: Mother and child

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A Sunday Times bestseller: the unflinching, raw and utterly hilarious book about parenthood that everyone should read'Very, very, very funny' JO BRAND'Bloody hilarious' CARIAD LLOYD'Full of honesty, heart and humour' JASON MANFORD'Raw, honest and hilarious' ROSIE RAMSAY'Refreshingly honest' ROMESH RANGANATHAN'Consistently funny and life affirming' JOSH WIDDICOMBE'I want my daughters to read this book' SINDHU VEEMy Child and Other Mistakes is the honest lowdown on Motherhood and all its grisly delights, asking the questions no one wants to admit to asking themselves - do I want a child? Do I have a favourite? Do I wish I hadn't had one and spent the money on a kitchen island instead?Stand-up comic, broadcaster and actress Ellie Taylor is relatable, clever and interested in how women can have it all. Her honest, hilarious and moving account of the whys and hows of having a baby makes perfect reading for expectant mothers and fathers everywhere, as well as those who've been there, done that, and wonder how on earth they did.In this very funny book she writes candidly about her own personal experience exploring the decision to have a baby when she doesn't even like them, the importance of cheese during pregnancy, why she took hair straighteners to the labour ward, plus the apocalyptic newborn days, childcare, work and the inevitable impact on life and love and most importantly, her breasts.READERS ARE LOVING MY CHILD AND OTHER MISTAKES***** 'Should be given out by health visitors to new moms'***** 'It's like Ellie dove into my brain and wrote about my own personal experience of motherhood'***** 'The comfort I took knowing I'm not alone has been like therapy!'***** 'I have recommended it to all my child raising friends.'***** 'An absolute must read'
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New Directions

It is real , grown - up , true , not My Weekly Reader , not “ social studies , " not lies and baloney . Something easier yet . Let children work together to help each other , learn from 12 each other and each other's mistakes .

Author: Peter Gardner

Publisher: Cambridge University Press

ISBN: 0521541727

Category: Foreign Language Study

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New Directions is a thematic reading-writing book aimed at the most advanced learners. It prepares students for the rigors of college-level writing by having them read long, challenging, authentic readings, from a variety of genres, and by having them apply critical thinking skills as a precursor to writing. This emphasis on multiple longer readings gives New Directions its distinctive character.
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The Sunday at Home

“ There , child , " was almost suffocated with heart - beating . Of course she said , when she had tied ... Girls , and other mistakes , till , seeing tears in my eyes , he have you any about you ? ” kindly took the book out of my hand ...

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All what I was Taught and Other Mistakes

Another such case is my firstborn ; it is not usually marked in dictionaries , but the normal modern English for this is my ( or our ) first or eldest child ( son , daughter ) . We can only repeat the advice that you should imitate good ...

Author: Brian Dominic Windsor Hocking

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ISBN: UOM:39015014558822

Category: English language

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Driver

Furthermore , when I make a mistake , it is my desire that others learn about it and what caused it , so that they may ... It seems to me that and small children a car in an unsafe et only protection Thank you for giv four consideration ...

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ISBN: IND:30000089317568

Category: Automobile drivers

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Rough Notes by an Old Soldier

My child got so impatient hearing the farce that she stepped forward , with her little hands behind her back , to interpret between them ... I am writing this on the crown of my hat — no table , no desk . ... Amongst many other mistakes.

Author: Sir George Bell

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ISBN: OXFORD:600022327

Category: Canada

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The Baptist Memorial and Monthly Record

229 , lines 23 and 24 , from top , have changed places with each other . ... my child ! Eye hath not seen it , my gentle boy ! Ear hath not heard its deep songs of joy ; Dreams cannot picture a world so fair ; Sorrow and death may not ...

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ISBN: HARVARD:AH3R67

Category: Baptists

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Home Words for Heart and Hearth

Work revived after a time , but the distress had told upon his father , who died , leaving five young children to lament ... This naturally led to other mistakes ; but , as we have seen , he was the child of godly parents , and their ...

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ISBN: OXFORD:555027903

Category: Christian fiction, English

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The Vedanta Kesari

Which brings us to an important saying of Holy Mother - a saying that is often invoked to condemn the habit of faultfinding : If you want peace , my child , don't see others ' faults . See your own faults . Learn to make the world your ...

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